Category Archives: Parody

Can WATSON Take Some Jibbing?

I don’t know if you know this, but WATSON, named after one of IBM’s founders (nobody in Bill Burroughs’ family though; note that WATSON is yet to shoot a loved one or slam enough heroin to turn into a walking … Continue reading

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Pomplamoose

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Don’t Forget Valentine’s Day.

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Kickstart Robocop Into Detroit

I’m above making the “Detroit is a hole” comment, if only because of the fact that I got ALL of my swagger from Rob Tyner of the MC5. Also: how come nobody ever calls BS on San Francisco’s mid-market district … Continue reading

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Guerrilla Knitters Take on Tokyo

Of COURSE Twitter was involved. In other news, it’s about time I dropped my beloved linux HP500 laptop back to “holdout piece” position… I’ve got too much refurb work to do on it to even use the damn thing any … Continue reading

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AOL Buys HuffPo: Awful Animated Edition

I wonder if AOL hopes to make that eye-cancer-inducing design palatable to any human being without a severe case of ADHD. In the meantime, I guess mankind has found another platform on which Bill Maher can fail at being funny.

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Who’s Throwing in Five Bucks First?

Help us buy an island. We are up at The Point, people. Not as many jokes as I got in at Kickstarter, but far fewer Portland hipsters who make Destroyer sound like Skullflower. I’ll start throwing in “pledge incentives” in … Continue reading

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